​Irvin's+pet+peeve


 * Wh **** en will the old get the rest they deserve? **
 * I’m sitting in class minding my own business when the teacher starts going on and on about her days in college! That was way back when cavemen invented fire! I mean if you were “skinny or physically fit” like you say you were then you’ve put on at least 80lbs. since then. I know the saying “respect your elders” but I would respect a teacher that actually teaches us something. **
 * I remember way back when I was in third grade, there was the meanest fourth grade teacher. She was … old and crabby Mrs. Kholer. Not one person in her class EVER liked her because she was mean and hated every kid she came in contact with! One time I was going to pick up my sisters homework and she claimed I “interrupted her class!” ** ** Then she kicked me out of her classroom and I didn’t get the homework. A resource told me Mrs. Kholer remembers when gas was ten cents a gallon! I don’t even know what year that was, but I know it was back when gladiators roamed the earth! As I stated before I know the saying to respect your elders, but it’s kind of hard when someone doesn’t respect you! I mean, when you’re that old, its time to give up teaching. Because then you will start arguing about the little things. She also tends to forget everything under the sky but the time when we have tests and quizzes. Man, did I have it bad. She was so nasty, that she used to have yellow gunk in the corner of her mouth and would wipe it on your papers and decide to lick the same fingers. How gross?! When you’re that old, you don’t care about the child’s education or future. She doesn’t even give you the supplies needed to be successful and pass the grade. Sure you may have the experience, but you probably barely know the school system. I would be surprised if they even knew what a computer was. She’s so old that the closest that they had to computers have been books and I think she was around the time that they invented the first book! For them, technology is growing and it is very hard with them to adapt to it. ** ** Do you ever notice how or never see old people with cell phones? Or sometimes you may see them driving. Don’t even get me started on that one! Their inability to see causes a disruption to the learning process. Since you can’t see the actual lesson that you are supposed to teach or even better yet, the kids’ paper to grade them, then how in the world should you be a teacher? Older people are not qualified for a job as teachers because of the decrease in their energy levels, patience, and tolerance. **
 * Mrs. Kholer had the worst breath; she walked with a hunched over back, yellow teeth, the worst attire ever, and a face only a mother could love. Now is that fair that a student has to stare at that all day? Looking at her made me feel like I was in a retirement home. In conclusion, old people don’t know how to teach us and they don’t know the way the cookie crumbles. (No pun intended) **