Rachel's+Pet+Peeve


 * I know you’re chewing, but I don’t need to hear it! ** **People need to chew with their mouths closed. If your eating hole isn’t big enough, TAKE SMALLER BITES! Or here is another idea, shut your front door. Your mouth is an voluntary muscle for a reason.**


 * People are just rude. For example, the other day I was with my cousin, and I asked her __nicely__ to // please // chew with her mouth closed, and she just started to chew even louder. And, it’s not only that, I don’t want to see your food all mashed up and mixed together. Gross! If I did, I would mix it up and mash it on my plate.**


 * Yes, I admit, when I’m eating by myself, I chew with my mouth open. But I make sure not to make the annoying snapping between every bite. I know I sound hypocritical, but I’m alone and I would never do it in public. What harm am I doing?**
 * Would you want to be the person at the theater making all the noise ? I think not! So please, I ask, chew with your mouth closed. PLEASE!**