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__ The Adventurous journey of Stewie and the 300 Spartans __ ** Cling. Cling. Cling. Bang. The time machine had begun its process, Stewie began to panic. As Stewie strained for his ecto-plasmic ray, he had noticed that his extremely dangerous time machine had begun to light the room with blue as it swirled around. It created a hurl of wind as if a hurricane had just crashed in. it sucked him into another dimension bringing him back to the time of The Battle of Thermopylae. **
 * He crashed on the rough ground and observed his surroundings. The waves pounded against the promontory and all he can see was barren flatland with huge black mountains blocking the horizon where the sun was slowly rising flaunting its beauty. When he started to calm down, a loud shriek broke the silence. “SPARTAN” yelled a man with great anger, “ today we die in hell.” The group of people around him sang in unison, “AHWOO.” Ahwoo? ‘What kind of word is that,’ thought Stewie,’ and where did they come from.’ His curiosity grew as he glared at the men. The y wore nothing but a long red cape with brown underwear. They held a huge shiny shield, which seemed extremely heavy, a long spear in their hands and a sword. “It’s an army,” stated Stewie as he started to understand. “I landed in between a WAR.” Stewie started to freak out but then he thought, where is the other army. “Thank go-““BONK. BONK… “What the deuce,” squealed Stewie with rage. He turned around a saw millions of ships carrying millions of warriors screaming at the top of their lungs. “Ok, the red-caped dudes are so going to loose.” Stewie had to run, but he had no time. There were two different armies surrounding Stewie. Stewie had no choice but to join the red-caped man. He started dashing towards them when he noticed that all of them had been staring at him. “Halt, Persian messenger,” yelled on of the men,” or you will be facing the fate your fellow messengers did. “ Persian messenger? I wasn’t any messenger. Stewie stood there quiet waiting for the other man to speak. “Give me your message and leave,” said the man. “Look madman, I ain’t any messenger, ok,” replied Stewie as fear ran through him. Suddenly, the earth started shaking and Stewie turned around. Persians running at them with their spears up and their shields down low. The bowmen stopped at the side getting their arrows ready. “Little boy,” yelled the man in the red cape, “Get behind us. You must tell us your identity later or else you will be killed.” Stewie ran for cover. “SPARTANS give nothing but take everything.” When Stewie finally started to understand the adage he noticed a Persian on a horse coming close. “Oh, wise king Leonidas. If you are as wise as they speak, then why don’t you be wise enough to give up?” there was a moment of silence. As Stewie looked around, he saw a Spartan running with a long rusty spear. Stewie was aghast to see that the Spartan threw his spear and had hit the Persian with precision. This angered the Persians. They started running towards the Spartans and hit them hard. Unfortunately, for the Persians, the Spartans had a fantastic technique: they pushed with their shields and killed with their spears. Dark red blood gushed out of dying men as the men screamed in pain and the Spartans laughed in humor after their victory in battle, the Spartans introduced themselves to Stewie and then interrogated him. “I am bold Leonidas, the king of Spar-ta,” Leonidas enunciated as he instructed his warriors. “And you are?” he asked frivolously as he stared at the dead bodies of Persians. “I am Stewie Griffin, baby from the future and will one day take over the world,” Stewie said in blasé remembering all the prodigious amounts of times he had said that. “Well, whoever you are, you must help us. Greek traitor Epilates told Xerxes the king of Persia about an alternate route around the pass and we will soon be surrounded. Not good. We have gotten all the Greeks to retreat but we must fight to give our fellow mates some time.” Stated Leonidas staring ay the sun with no fear at all. “You are from the future Griffin, you must know some future equipment that can help us.” “Well, I can make something but it will take some time. Especially, in this time period,” said Stewie. **
 * It took him days. Day and night he worked on a new weapon. He felt that he had to do this. Or else Leonidas will kill him. Finally, after two days, he had finally created the ultimate weapon. He had created a huge machine gun that would shoot spears repeatedly. “Just like a machine gun,” declared Stewie proudly flaunting his invention. “A what?” “A machine gun. Haven’t you ever heard of one? Oh yeah, I keep forgetting, you guys don’t know what a gun is,” said Stewie teasingly. Now that the weapon was ready, all the Spartans had to do was to wait and hope that the weapon will kill. **
 * At last, the big cluster of Persians came. Millions of them surrounding the 300 Spartans. The final war began. Stewie sprang out of his hiding spot and rapidly started shooting. He had to take care of the bowmen the Spartans can take car of the rest. Stewie killed with pride with the fact in his mind that he was only a baby killing hundreds of thousands of Persians. “Take this,” yelled Stewie enjoying the game as he shot continuously. The spears shot through their shields killing 3 to 4 people at once. Few hours had passed by and Stewie had noticed that nearly all the bowman were dead. “ How dumb can they be?” said Stewie. “ Why wouldn’t they attack me?” after all the bowmen were down Stewie observed his surroundings. Few Spartans were dead but mostly Persians were dying and Spartans were killing viciously. “LEONIDAS,” Stewie squealed. Leonidas looked at Stewie and understood. He hurtled across the battlefield and picked up Stewie. He threw Stewie as far as he can. Stewie didn’t go far, but Stewie sure can shoot far. He started shooting at Xerxes and finally hit him right at the head. “ VICRORY,” shrieked Leonidas cheering with joy. Since xerxes was dead, the Persian army had nothing to do and no leader to follow so they just left leaving the Spartans alone with dead bodies. Since war was finally over, the Spartans went back home to Sparta with Stewie. The Spartans made a statue of Stewie and the day after that, Stewie was known as The Great Warrior of the Future. **
 * Weeks had passed and Stewie was still stuck in Sparta. When Stewie was relaxing in he room, a bright red light from outside had caught his sight. He went outside to check and found his time machine sitting in the middle of nowhere. “Where did that come from,” gasped Stewie looking confused. He went up close and slammed the START button on the machine hoping it would work. It let out a loud shriek and it started working. Hope filled Stewie’s heart. He set the time period and went through the same procedure he did when he landed here. He sucked into another dimension bringing him back home. He land on the floor in his room with a THUMP.” Haaaa, bliss,” echoed Stewie finally back in his home sweet home. **
 * THE END **